Party of the century   No cops allowed   Just me and seven hundred others   Come on, join the crowd   We got wine, whisky, women and guns   How can ya 'ford not to have any fun?   If you got a gal, bring her   And wee'll all have a humdinger      Naked horseshoes without care   Body surfin’ on a river of beer   All the neighbors are sayin’ their prayers   We’ll lift our glasses high in the air   We got wine, whisky, women and guns   How can ya ‘ford not to have any fun?   If you’re not a right-winger   Then we’ll all have a humdinger      Makin’ Mardi Gras look like work   The belly-dancers have gone berserk   The morning’s here, we’re all still awake   Just lookin’ for some more drugs to take   Passed out on a mound of fire ants   Only lost a shoe and a pair of pants   Went down hard, got up like a champ   To see a biker dancin’ on my amp   If you join in with the singer   We’ll all have a humdinger   If you’re not a folk-singer   Then we’ll all have a humdinger