I'm a peaceful man   I'm a peaceful man   but you ain't saying nothin' I'm feelin¥'   but I ain't feelin' you   but A beggar can't be a chooser      Dajjal gave african-americans Crack   and white americans Prozac   I know that   Jesse Helms is really Oswald Pohl   and Bob Dole leads Coal Control   and Swiss banks   are an ol' faithfull laundromat   for the likes of Helmut Kohl   (naah) beer, pin-ball and jazzy soul   relax and enjoy a passive bowl   watch your step and mind that massive hole   I'm the man behind that Grassy Knoll   to really find a classy role   is what every actor dream   How can an equation of one factor seem   attractive like tractor beem   www.integralfastreactorscheme.bomb   opinions are like assholes   everybody's got one      Grown men worry about   other things like receding hairlines   I'm smugglin' illegal Xylitol   on Singapore Airlines   I warm my hands   on top of a burning pile of   785,000 printed copies of "Howl"   so, this is what freedom of speech   soaked in gasoline smells like   the stench is foul   "a Pale Rider shall appear   when you hear the hoot of a Horned Owl"   the only political movement   I sense right now is in my bowel   nowhere close to '68   I feel stronger kinship with the Spirit of '69   cropped heads and heavy boots   Fred Perry kicks behinds   my lackies fix me lines   but I certainly don't snort them   now, thanks to Father Metro   I don't burn microphones   I support them      And finally faith steps in Œ   and sees you through   the Lone Spectator screams "yoo-hoo"   she said I dreamt of   smaller things when I was little   well, my dreams grew too - as I got older   another 88 DAYS to carry this   boulder around on my shoulders   and then I'm free to do whatever I please   but, until then I see   25,000 warheads pointed right at me      No!   I don't wanna be   a big baller, shot caller   I wanna be Gustav Mahler   dispite my uncontrollable obsession   with mammary glands      I see glamrock bands turn to goths   in front of camera stands   injected with truth serum   I scare 'em as I testify:   "all I wanted all along was to do   cover-songs by Procol Harum"