when you're down on your luck   and you ain't got a buck   in london   you're a goner   'cause even london bridge   is falling down   and moved to arizona   now I know why   and I'll substantiate the rumor   that the english sense of humor   is dryer than the   texas sand   and you can put up your dukes   or you can bet your boots   that I'll be leaving   just as fast as I can   I wanna go home   with the armadillo   good country music   from amarillo to aboline   the friendliest people   and the prettiest women   you've ever seen   well it's cold over here   and I swear   I wish they'd turn the heat on   and where in the world   is that english girl   I promised I would meet   on the third floor   and of the whole damn lot   the only friend I've got   is a smoke   and a cheap guitar   my mind keeps rolling   my heart keeps longing   to be home in a texas bar   I wanna go home   with the armadillo   good country music   from amarillo to aboline   the friendliest people   and the prettiest women   you've ever seen   well I decided that   I'd get my cowboy hat   and go down to   marble arch station   'cause when a texan fancies   he'll take his chances   chances will be taken   that's for sure   and them limey eyes   they were eyeing the prize   some people call   manly footwear   and when you open your mouth   they say you're from down south   and you always seem to   put your foot there   I wanna go home   with the armadillo   good country music   from amarillo to aboline   the friendliest people   and the prettiest women   you've ever seen