Well I smoked this thing one night out as a bet,   and they told me it was kinda like a funky cigarette,   and I can still remember my first draw   and all those funny things I saw when I smoked my   first Funky Cigarette      well I opened up my best friend's biscuit tin   and there's no Rich Teas or Custard Creams just   cigarettes and skins,   and then he handed me a pack of green and the biggest   bag I've ever seen and I rolled my first funky cigarette      And since that day I seldom have declined,   and I maintain this love affair with these green herbs of mine   you can keep your pills and trips and lines   expensive beers and fancy wines 'cos I just want a   funky cigarette      And nowadays it's harder to disguise   then wondering old sedated look that's glazed across my eyes   well if you're like me I'm sure you'll find   that you don't really seem to mind   'cos you just had a funky cigarette