Did you not have friends at school?   It made you so uncool   It brings you sadness now   Hang your head way down   Stranger you’re an ugly man; but I’m still your fan, still your fan   Yes I’m a lot like you   I’m anti social too   Yes I’m a lot like you      I don’t want to be rude, but I could live with you   So there’d be someone home    Whenever you’re alone   We could get a cab   Or a dog so that there would be someone else   If we were by ourselves   Stranger you’re an ugly man; but I’m still your fan, still your fan   Yes I’m a lot like you   I’m anti social too   Yes I’m a lot like you   I’m just like you   I’m just like you   Oh my god, you’re just like me, you’re not someone I’d like to be   Oh my god I’m just like you, oh my god I’ve been so rude