The TV is boring me   I wish I hadn't turned it on   Lazy me   Stupid me   Not pleased to be here all alone      Richard works on the trains all day   Trying to save us some money   I just sit here wasting away   A coward   A loser   A dummy      But the TV's on   If you haven't long   Before your soon to die   Before you lose your mind      You left me and the TV   I wish you hadn't turned it on   Lazy me   Stupid me   Not pleased to be here all alone      Richard works on the trains all day   Trying to save us some money   I just sit here wasting away   A coward   A loser   A dummy      The TV's on   I haven't long   For I'm soon to die   Or I'll lose my mind      With the TV on   I haven't long   With the TV on   I'll soon by gone      MTV x8