What day is it today?   Feels like a Monday, yeah   And things are awfully strange   When the streetlights are all on at noon   Another day is somehow lit by a full moon      As curious as it seems   As curious as it seems   I still smile while enjoying the scene      What is everyone gonna do   When everyone has to choose   Soon I'll rip the universe in two   One for me and one for you      What day is it today?   Feels much like Sunday, yeah yeah   And everyone is kinda lazy   When it's time to kiss the lady   But it's not the end and the beginning lately      No, all these fantastic toys   Leave these boys sadly unemployed      And what is everyone gonna do   When everyone has to choose   Soon I'll rip the universe in two   One for me and one for you      No, all these fantastic toys   Leave these boys sadly unemployed   No, all these fantastic toys   Leave these boys sadly unemployed   No, all these fantastic toys   Leave these boys (leave these boys)   Sadly unemployed (sadly unemployed)   Sadly unemployed (sadly unemployed)   Sadly unemployed