Well, I walked out of work   And I was tired as hell   Another day’s come and gone and oh well   Somewhere there’s a drink with my name on it      Well, I ordered a scotch as I bust through them doors   Spilled half on my jeans   The other half on the floor   When I saw you standing by that video game      Well, I ain’t very good   But I get practice by myself   Forgot my one line   So I just said what I felt      If only you were lonely,   If only you was lonely too,   If only you was lonely   I’d go home with you      Twenty push-ups this morning, that was half my goal   Tonight I’ll be doin’ pull-ups   On the toliet bowl   And somewhere somebody’s throwin up      Well, I broke the seal on my door   And I poured myself to bed   The whirlpool spinning around in my head   Around in my head   There was liquor on my breath   And you were on my mind      And I’ll be dreamin of that smile   Without a care in the world   If only you were lonely,   If only you was lonely too,   If only you was lonely      I walked out of the kitchen   I was tired as hell   Another day’s here and oh well   Somewhere there’s a smile with my name on it.