1, 2, 3, 4!      Well it's the twenty fifth   We got the day off work   We're rocking out the place   Lookout for mistletoe   Lookout for mistletoe   Or I will kiss your face      Two thousand years ago   A little boy was born   To save the human race   Well, it's your birthday   So have a party   We're sorry about all of that   'Nailed to a cross' business      Everybody is welcome   Yeah, Christmas is awesome   Everybody is welcome   Oh, come on!      You got a horrid shirt   You got a comedy sock   You got a gift for you   I got a DVD   I got a DVD   And it was Doctor Who      And if I eat a sprout   You gotta eat a sprout   You gotta suffer too   Then dinner's all done   And man we had fun   But knock on the door, open it for   Carol singing kids      Everybody is welcome   Yeah, Christmas is awesome   Everybody is welcome   Yeah, Christmas is awesome   Everybody is welcome   Yeah, Christmas is awesome   Everybody is welcome   Christmas is....