Well, every Thursday night there is a show called Friends   The way they look and act, it sets the latest trends   So now I'm headed for the Barber's chair   Cause if there's one thing that I like about those girls, it's their hair.      I want hair like you   (Don't wanna be a slob)   I want hair like you   (Just get that cute little bob)   I want hair like you   And you'll have hair like me too.      Then shortly after Friends there is a doctor show   And the young doctor never let's his hair grow.   He's got a sixty dollar crew cut   But I would pay twice that much if I could look like his elbow.      I want hair like you    (Cut it nice and short)   I want hair like you   (Like a sailor in a port)   I want hair like you   And you'll have hair like me too.      No one could ever tell me,   That I am too darn trendy.   I like being lead by my nose   Do what tv tells me      I go buy all the t-shirts   And all of the soundtracks   With all the bucks that I spend   I am a executives's dream...yeah      Who cares if people just stop and stare?   Well, They are all just jealous of my gorgeous head of hair.      I want hair like you   (Don't wanna be a slob)   I want hair like you   (Just get that cute little bob)   I want hair like you   And you'll have hair like me too.      I want hair like you   (Cut it nice and short)   I want hair like you   (Like a sailor in a port)   I want hair like you   And you'll have hair like me too.