[hard enough that I can chew a whole bag of rocks]   Hyah! Attention to all you punk motherfuckers out there   (uh-huh uh-huh, check it out, check it out)   Funky Noble Productions represent for the nine-four and nine-five area   Reggie Noble and Rockwilder in the house for the nizzow   If you don't know you might as well close your biz out   (To my peeps in Queens)   Yeah, ohh shit, yo, it's a bird   (Nah I thought that shit was a fuckin plane dude)   Nah nah nah, it's Soop, Soop, Soop-a-man   [It's on!]   Hah      Verse One: Redman      Well it's the Soopaman Lovah in your motherfuckin town   Get down go round and round like shocks on your G-spot   Honeydip, now all of y'all up in that funny shit   But I ain't switched, still a honeydip is a honeybitch   in the mix! So bitches be lookin fly and I'll run in em   With they toes and nails done, hair wrapped up with pins in em   Fifty-four eleven Reebox bitch which you need not   to do is get fly, cause where I'm from, bitches get speed knots   Slow your monkey ass down and hold your horses   Don't wanna know your name don't wanna know none of your sources   Just fix me, with a quickie, I swear more Lake's than Ricki   So bad I use my X-Ray vision to give y'all clits a hickie   And plus the weed I puff is from the planet of Cheech and Chong   Where the earth is chronic, and How To Roll a Blunt is the theme song   Oooh you makin me horny! Well uhh, let me wipe that wetness for ya   Slurped and burped, got that bitch more open than my door do   Let's take a journey up in the stars where I live at   Where I fuck Jane, Judy Jetson, and that robot bitch-ah   Grab onto the cape and uhh... I said before I took her   don't choke me! And it's up up and away I took the hooker   And it's on      Verse Two: Redman      We landed on my planet, we smoked out like a fuck up   Bought a dime from Jabba the Hut and some uncut for the hooker   She said, "I don't sniff blow I just smoke weed to get me horny.   So I'm nothin like that bitch in your last Soopaman Lovah story."   You go girl! But I didn't believe her, had to make sure   Where you from, the projects? "Yeahhhh, but I'm single.   You needed a quickie and I'm just that bitch to break you off, shit   my pussy's so good, it tickle my legs when I walk!"   Oh really, just show me a couple of ways how you'll thrill me   She lifted up her dress and the whole area got chilly   "So what you think of that?" I threw that bitch back on my back   Shit I live ten miles away, but I made it fo' seconds flat   I lived in the same building with Mr. Spock and Captain Kirk   Got R2D2 and Mork from Ork puttin in work   See I got the block sewn "Oooh baby let's get it on!"   About time, I opened the door she had her ass and tits showin   She rushed me to the room and stripped me out of my attire   She tied me to the bedposts then she lit the room on fire   She took out a scarf wrapped it around my eyes till I was blind   But with my X-Ray vision I saw the icepick from behind   So I broke out the ropes, smacked the hoe, then suplexed her   She pulled out a Tec and wet my chest with the S1's   "Oh shit I'm shot!" There was blood all over my finger!   I think I left my other bulletproof suit in the cleaner   She gave a whistle, they came in crews, word is bond   It was a bunch of Martian bitches with bodysuits and Platforms   "Damn, I gotta think of a plan, whatamIdo?   Did Superman have a gun?" Nah, but the Soopaman Lovah do!   So I pulled out the fo'-fifth, left the bitches open   Had another clip in case some mo' bitches want mo' shit   And I saw that trick Bewitched flying on her broomstick   Pa-dow! Shot her down because I leave no witness   Job well done I cleaned myself in a hurry   Oops! Gotta catch this blunt session   With I Dream of Jeannie and Kieth Murray   Aiyyyo-yo-yo Keith aiyyo what's up?   Aiyyo