If I was a dinosaur    I'd be a Reginasaurus   And if a knew a million words   I'd have my own spektor's thesaurus   If I was born in the merry month of May   Then I would be a taurus   And if I had some extra time on my hands   Then I'd surley join a chorus      If I was a philosophy    I'd be reginalism   And if people spoke using quates of me   They'd speak reginaisms      If I was a religion of me   Then my church would have a schism   They'd be regewish and registian and reguslim and reguddist and regatheists   But they'd still be friends!      If I was a great big city   I'd be Reginapolis   And no one would be hungry or cold   In my thriving mertopolis   Of course some people might get a real bad case of reginaitis   It's a head ache and a heart ache   And a something and a little bit of a cute gastritis      But if I was a dinosaur    I'd be a Reginasaurus   And if a knew a million words   I'd have my own spektor's thesaurus   If I was born in the merry month of May   Then I would be a taurus   And if I had a little extra time on my hands   Then I'd surley join a chorus