Wake up   Put on my riot gear   But in the study of my house   I've got a smoking jacket passed to me from Grand Daddy   It's made of bow and arrow meat      Do do do do do do   Do do do do do do      Come home   Take off my riot gear   Put on my smoke jacket   But in the library of my house I have a laugh   Medieval jokes are just as funny now   If you've got a degree      Heaven help the ones who know   What makes the world go slow      Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock      The night comes   Time to go on the town   And in my best   Sashimi dress   And marble arch supporting shoes   I am a vision in my horse-drawn tank      Da da da da da da   Da da da da da da      Stay out   Drinking into the night   And they are saying those same things   And I'm like "Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee"   'Til half-past three   And then it's time for me to go      Heaven help the ones who know   What makes the world go slow   What makes the world go slow      Come home   Take off my tuna dress   Put on my collard greens   And in my sleep   What dreams may come   Before I'm woken by alarms   Put on my riot gear