I'm going to the hardware store    And buy you a great big hammer    Girly won't you pull these nails out of my heart       And I'm goin' to the sporting goods store    And buy you a really heavy baseball bat    Girly won't you knock these thoughts out of my head       Beat me till I'm black and blue    And I'm hangin' by a thread    And I can get back up    And we'll do it all over again       I'm goin' to a liquor store    And buy you a really big bottle    Girly won't you pour some light into my life       Then I'm goin' to the firearms store    And buy a really big hand gun    Girly won't you blows these thoughts    Out of this head of mine       Beat me till I'm black and blue    And I'm very nearly dead    And I'll get back up    And we'll do it all over again       Again Again Again       First verse is the same as the first!    I'm going to the hardware store    And buy you a great big hammer    Girly won't you pull these nails out of my heart       And I'm goin' to the sporting goods store    And buy you a really big baseball bat    Girly won't you knock these thoughts out of my head       Beat me till I'm black and blue    And and my body's bloody red    And I'll can get back up    And we'll do it all over again