[Verse 1]   Donny saved his paychecks   Bought himself a Corvette   And took his new wheels to the street   On the highway to the jet set   He had everything 'cept   A use for the passenger's seat      [Chorus 1]   And yeah, those curveballs will get ya   While you're preoccupied   High fives can turn to backhands   Life will deal you bad hands   But you can win if you play 'em right      [Verse 2]   Jan felt her muse itching   So she bought a six-string   And thought up a good stage name   Memorized the fretboard   Then scoured her head for   An idea for a song that never came      [Chorus 2]   And no one goes to an ophthalmologist   Complaining about their hindsight   High fives can turn to backhands   Life will deal you bad hands   But you can win if you play 'em right      [Verse 3]   Rod's parents convinced him   To apply to Princeton   Where he made the dean's list each year   Had offers from law firms   But thought, "What would be awesome   Is if I painted cars for a living right here"      [Chorus 3]   And I'm sure his mom did a double take   At his ad in the classifieds   High fives can turn to backhands   Life will deal you bad hands   But you can win if you play 'em right      [Repeat Chorus 1]