Housewives, My kind of women   Don't act like a housewife   But be a housewife   Breath like a housewife   Walk like a housewife   But don't just act like a housewife   Have diner ready   Prepare yourself   Touch up your make-up   Put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking   He has just been with a lot of work worry people   Be a little gay, little more interesting   Prepare the children   Take a few minutes to wash the children’s hands and faces   Comb their hair, and if necessary   Change their clothes   Minimize all noise   Eliminate the noise of the washer, dryer, dishwasher, vacuum   Eliminate the noise, (quiet) paradise on earth   Try to encourage the children to be quiet   Don't greet him with problems or complaints   Don't complain if he is late for dinner   Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes   Speak in a low, soft, soothing and pleasant voice   Listen to him   You may have dozens of things to tell him,   But the moment of his arrival is not the time   et him talk first   Never complain if he does not take you out to dinner or other pleasant entertainments   Like getting drunk   Yeah, just like getting drunk   Cadillac’s, Chryslers, fords, Toyotas, Mercedes   In the modern world, everyone knows the price of almost everything,   But few the value of anything   Many value the valueless, but do not price the pricelessWho can find a virtuous woman?   For her price is far above Cadillac’s, Chrysler, fords, Toyotas, Mercedes   Maybe I forgot a few brands, but then don't worry   It'll come back soon   Little good things are simply ignored   A good husband is a faithful man   A faithful man is not always a good husband   A husband today is a man who has a funky housewife   Good   Little keys open big doors   Little doors open big keys   Large crowds, huge sums of money, spectacular accidents and shocking scandals   Large crowds, huge sums of money, spectacular accidents and shocking scandals   The love for her husband is deep   She would often do things for her husband   Without ever asking him anything in return or even expecting him to know what she has done for him   However, long she has been married to her husband, she treats him with respect and tenderness   And she always dresses herself neatly and pleasantly, never extravagantly, nor vulnerable, nor Gucci or Versace   My kind of women, housewives   Respect and tenderness, respect and tenderness   To be lonely, without being alone   Is a bitter loneliness   To be alone, without being lonely   Is sweet solitude   Fresh food and cold beer   Loneliness is one of the most unnoticeable,   And yet one of the most cruel punishments,   Any human being could ever suffer   Irrespective of one's race   And the infinite joy and learning   By her example she inspires her husband to be just and kind to all people   And to live a cool and meaningful life   She greatly helps him to do more and better work   And with greater fun and energy   She makes him feel he is among the blessed of men   She is her husband's comfort and consolation   She is his source of joy and peace   A sort of joystick   Better than any drug, she is his paradise on earth   Loneliness is one of the most unnoticeable,   And yet one of the most cruel punishments,   Any human being can ever suffer   Irrespective of one's races, religion, national origin, sex and even health and wealth   I am hungry, feed me nowLoneliness is suffered by countless millions throughout the world   So damn hungry, feed me now   Solitude is quite another thing   Please lady   No buildings, no pools, no gardens, however big and expensive   Can ever replace the tender love, the true affection, the respect and cool funky feeling   That the young accord to the old, honour thy father and thy mother, and thy motorbike   Therefore, those fine housewives serve their parents in their own homes   With love, respect and devotion, fresh food and cold beers are truly among the best of Mankind   My kind of women, housewives