Where have all the boys gone, we can't find them at all, we can't find them at all   All the arcades and sports bars and hockey rinks empty, theres nobody for me      It's poker night and we weren't invited   Take your spade, out of my heart      You said I was your queen,   but you've traded me in for a straight flush to win   We feel like two ducks in a pond being held up by cowboys in Texas (I hate this damn!)      Poker night, 'cause we weren't invited   Take your spade, out of my heart      Clearly this fad will pass just as soon as the hockey teams get off their...   You will wish you weren't in debt for buying aluminum-weighted chips (idiot!)      Poker night, and we weren't invited   Take your spade, out of my heart      Where have all the boys gone?   We can't find them at all   We can't find them at all   Where have all the boys gone?   We can't find them at all    We can't find them at all      It's poker night and we weren't invited   Take your spade, out of my heart!   'Cause it's poker night and we weren't invited   Take your spade, out of my heart!      Where have all the boys gone?   We can't find them at all   We can't find them at all.