Mike Leonard is my friend   we hope this song won't offend   Mike you are not a jew but   we didn't have a clue      He's got the biggest smile   his lips are never dry   and we see him every night, Mike      Mike used to ride skateboards, he did   now he plays guitar   he does have a scratchy beard   the girls think he's oh so weird      they don't know mike leonard   forget all of what you heard   mikes the coolest guy around, mike   he is.