I climbed the stairs for my first group of the day   Was some TV pilot trying to go the whole way   But on the whole it was a shocking display – that’s right      She filled the questionnaire with her beauty and grace   She had a red birthmark splotched across the side of her face   The sent of chardonnay it quickened my pace      She said “come on down from that lecture seat boy,   I’ll make your shaving cuts bleed   I do declare I’ve been waiting for you   Packing seven wonders   And more if you need – so come on      Step forward baby into the light   Cause there’s a thousand ways to make it, trust me it’s alright   I’ve seen the future and the future’s bright   So step forward into the light”      We run the classes now   It’s a provident life   But there’s so many overheads and waivers to sign   Sure beats consuming all that smack and red wine    All the time      And I thank the lord for such a provident life (thank you lord)   I thank the lord that all she had is now mine (thank you lord)   This advertising lifestyle suits me just fine      As I look down from my executive suite   Sipping on my Mexican beer   I think back to times that weren’t so sweet   And that crazy lad how she whispered in my ear she said, “come on…      Chorus