"Hey, that's pretty cool   Why don'tcha turn that up?"      Some folks say when you fall in love   You lose your appetite   If love makes you feel that way   Listen to what I say, dear      If love makes you give up steak and potatoes   (That's what you eat?)   Rice, corn, chitlins, and tomatoes   If love makes you give up all those things   I don't want love      If love makes you give up ham and greens   Chicken pot pie and lima beans   If love makes you give up all them things   (Don't want it)   I don't want love      Ooo...      Well, I am here to say to you that   I love my bread and my meat   Take a look at me and it's plain to see   That I'm a man   That loves to eat      So, if love makes you give up steak and tomatoes   Eggs over easy and hash-brown potatoes   If love makes you give up stuff like that   (Oh no)   Heh, I don't want love   No, no, no, no, no, no, no      If love makes you give up corn-dogs and mustard   Cracker Jacks, tootie fruity custard   If love makes you give up onion rings   I don't want love   (Don't want it)      If love makes you give up pizza night   Garlic mashed potatoes, then it's outta sight   (That or nothing!)   If love makes you give up all those things   No no, not me      Well, my baby's awful skinny   And she don't like meat   And she can't stand breakfast in bed   And as for me, well, where's my seat?   'Cause it's time that I was fed      So if love makes you give up sauté and pâté   And vishyssoise and stuff you have to flambé   If love makes you give up buffalo wings   I don't want love   (No, no!)      No, no   Not me   No sir   No siree   I, I, I, I   I don't want love      Pass the sausage!