I was   Working overtime at the balloon factory   When I made I made I made a discovery   I pulled it from the discard pile and oh so carefully   Brushed sawdust from the face of the virgin mommy!   The face of the virgin Mother on a deflated balloon   Oh yeah I started laughing and I starting to swoon I   Kissed the cold rubber Tears welling in my eye   a miracle hell yes I started to cry!   brought the ballon real close an inch from my face   I said Mary is their something that-a you've got to say   Since you've chosen me as your interpreter   relate me a message but all I got outta her was:      wang diddly dang   Dang diddle biddle wang   Wong bong ding dong x2      I said   what the fuck you saying?   Is that Cantonese?! Then I apologized for cussing   And got down on my knees.   I was worried that maybe I was losing my mind   With all this praying I needed to verify   Said to   my pal Juanita get on over here Go!   I was excited but nervous cuz I did not know   If I was nuts or if the virgin would still appear   But Juanita genuflected right then and there   Told the boss - about it all   And Pretty soon we got some pews   Everybody stopped working   We made the press and the news   We got unpaid vacation   For that very night   But no-one left we just held hands   And started to started to recite:      wang diddly dang   Dang diddle biddle wang   Wong bong ding dong x2      After that I gained   Some local celebrity   I was Promoted to be the   head balloon inspectee   They bought a gilded frame and   Mounted virgin inside   And above my very desk   She came to reside   She hung she hung there for years   For her cult of the devoted   But their love could not prevent   Her image from coming eroded   Hot sun began to warp   And fade till she'd barely be seen   But right before she vanished   Mary whispered this to me:      wang diddly dang   Dang diddle biddle wang   Wong bong ding dong x2