1Alex English   Stop! The first one to hit the cop wins   his death was so obvious   Make up the things that you did   I hid in bushes, I was tripping on thizz   Description, of no sir you can't ignore   The lights they are blinding, and you man are such a bore   Please smash the target, please smash the target, please smash the target, right where the heart sits      I got that necklace, I got that watch   I copped that blow torch, off your front porch   I got that bottle of jack, I got five on that sack   If this fails then I'll bail you out of jail      Maybe I look good in leather   In my bed I pluck your feathers   we should fucking be together   now look alive and say you've gotta go      Well don't it feel good? you got what you paid for   Maybe I look good in leather   In my bed I pluck your feathers   we should fucking be together   now look alive and say you've gotta go      Brace me honey I need friction, if I slur my words correct my diction, its not always fact or fiction, I made the plan ill make my own plan.   Period colon grammar arsenal, I think we need some brand new barstools, A new decor, oh man that cars cool, I change the plan, I bought my own plan      Reciting words I never meant to write   You want a piece of my mind thats fine thats fine thats fine, You want a piece of my mind, thats fine      Your right I am addicted    The point I guess I missed it   its not your fault, but ill blame it on anything, but myself      2   Buffalo!   Here is a lesson, stop trying to impress them, the look on her face is like no, no no no no   Question answer Question, No question answer question, no one cares who you know know know know know know   Here is a lesson stop trying to impress them, the look on her face is like no no no no no no   Know who you are before you claim you're a star, for now we are all just like no no no and no      this ain t no fuckin day job   I don't just sit around   counting all my money   This is how you go out   I don't just sit around   counting all my money   this how you go out   you go out like a bang   I envision your brain like a crashing car   the cable it just snaps holding up the elevator   this aint no fuckin day job    I don't just sit around    This is how you go out you go out like a bang      Here is a lesson, stop trying to impress them, the look on her face is like no, no no no no   Question answer Question, No question answer question, no one cares who you know know know know know know   Here is a lesson stop trying to impress them, the look on her face is like no no no no no no   Know who you are before you claim you're a star, for now we are all just like no no no and no      Hello my name is Jon fucking Mess   I wrote the script on getting you out of your dress   Would you like to go out sometime   Ill tear open your body and breakdown your emotional guard   cause I like love and its no good to me if you don't reciprocate the feeling, if you don't give back im crushed ill go out drinking       3   Me and zoloft get along just fine      Ask me im fine or I will be   I got a bullet proof vest on, and the cure for aids    and a pill that makes me happy   Ask me im fine, or I will be   Ive got the cure for loneliness and a pill that makes all my problems resolved.       I got a bullet proof vest on    and I wire tapped your brain   I want to do this right   dyno, dyn -o-mite       rate me and judge me on a graph that you drew   hope I compare to the friends that left you for dead      I've got to blame all these people as fast as I mother fucking can, you were fooled, this aint no fuckin day job       5 Hot wool on water      Whats the right word for this   Ashamed? No horrified    Its an action, delayed reaction, I've got taxes and bills to pay. Something's flapping its wings at me, someone's clapping I guess we're on tv      Stop now you've ruined it all stop now you've obtained it all.   We'll call you back it's a fact no its not that you lack something indefinitely      Im waiting to see if it comes to me or if its tied to a safe that just hit the sea floor      Press the pressure point on my neck, my head will snap off and roll into the secret passage we built for escorting the rapist to the victim. Did you manage your time? Do you know how I do? Downpour, downpour, downpour, downpour, oh the boredom involved in patience      Well ill make a fist and rip the threads we've sewn, since its come to this, it feels like nobodies home,    so my cover's blown, rip open the threads we've sewn       6 Hot water on wool reprise   Let's take some time to reflect and restart   we tip over three wheeled shopping carts   a crippled man with his mangled hands looks at the blonde with her hideous orange fake tan   decide decide decide, who thinks that I, that I am out of line for being sober finding four leaf clovers lawn mowers and truck towers, so lucky all of the time   decide decide decide, I've got a mind and its weighing me down, 28 pounds, and lucky for me, so lucky for me, ill never see that bitch again.      Well ill make a fist and rip the threads we've sewn, since its come to this, it feels like nobodies home,    so my cover's blown, rip open the threads we've sewn          Well Ive lied with a fantastic picture I, well Ive lied   We're going in new directions   Well Ive lied with a fantastic picture I, well Ive lied   From sleeping away the century   well let's start from the beginning right now, I'd do that if you weren't so impatience, well ill stop you and give me the time of day, its so sad I've got no more lines to read      7    Uneasy hearts weigh the most   I've got lies to tell your children   when my smile pierces through your bones   Right through your bones   The grass is green inside my yard   I can make you laugh so fucking hard it hurts you   inside your bones       I am a million fucking bucks   I am a thousand fucking fucks   Your bitch is dead, she was hit by a truck    What the fuck!      8   Caviar      Is trust really that fucking hard   a gesture of faith in me   blasphemy so regularly, right?   Honestly we're deceiving each other      Fighting everyone that I see, learning when and where not to be      Better suite my manic depressive desires      9    Rock solid   The first thing I say in the morning is fuck that shit   People are offended and tired so fuck that shit   I walk myself to my church service and ask for this   Balance my brain chemicals so I can give a shit   shit   Here is a blatant remark   I'll never get arrested       Make it right    put your soul on ice   give a chance to make this better   Make it right   put your soul on ice   lets wait to pull that lever   Make this right   put your soul on ice    I need to make this better   make this right   put your soul on ice   but I still make this wrong      I get hyphy on such a decadent mixture   man we're back again, but im only here for just one more show, feel the back of my hand   feeling alone on such a decadent mixture   wanna hit ya get your picture and just take you home   record banter we make post parole      And then I took the keys right out of the ignition and I ran, broke out down running down the street, lookin for where the hell, where the hell can I hide? People, people tryin to ask me questions man, I don't know the fuckin answers, uh I just got this rock, I just got this rock, rock solid.       Raise your hand if the system has missed you man   Your money aint goin as far as it use to    Raise your hand if the system has missed you man   Raise your hand, raise your fucking hand      Raise your hand if the system has missed you, your money aint going as far as it use to       10    Burning down the nicotine armoire pt.2   Still grinding teeth, trying to follow you home   Ill stop the world, cause this plan is slow   wait across the street in the parking lot   the tree is dead the front door is locked    the moments I framed have cracked and crumbled   grabbed us by the throat, then I choked and stumbled   this will never work   this will never work   check my pulse as I swallow dirt      your licensed, m. bison got stabbed with a five dollar syringe, im dressed in white, shine so bright, hair so tight      Prescribed the throat, I need the antidote, its fucking mind over matter   If you're gonna wear the uniform you better sell the cookies   don't come to my house asking for a handout   If you're gonna wear the uniform sell the fucking cookies   don't come to my house         9   Reprogramming mental preprogramming   I drink the blood of the fortunate ones   collapsing their teeth right on top of their tongues   innocent children are asking for blow   all of my sources say you oughta know      Take out the stitches   Rip off the clothes   green light is on    tell me what you know   Run for your lives    Judas survived   Christ version anti    Open the blinds   people outside    ready to die   is it July   Take out the stitches    back off the bitches   who has the time   been in line since yesterday      Run for your lives    judas survived   christ version anti   raping and drinking is fine   blow my face off    blow me off   back off the bitches   pull out their stitches   needless to say, im blank         10   Skyhook   You fly along the stratosphere, forget the people that brought you here, you fly along the stratosphere, forget the people that brought you here   Shimmy shimmy my way down underground, gotta lot to do gotta lot to lose   Ill always treat you well    but you wont accept the change   Ill save your ass a thousand times   put your body bag inside of mine   im back on top of a fucking cloud   the big bang is so goddamn loud   run the play man run the play   1969, 2012 today    moonwalking in my leather shoes   I don't have a fucking clue      4   People you know   Someone please, please write a script that's made for me that appeals to people listening to this cd, I gotta wish, I gotta wish that all of this was something special.   I need a drink I need a pill, no wait I was over two years sober, but this guy he said that I was on drugs   I should give some money to that bitch   or I could just get a real fucking job   I am a prick, look at me go I can get lucky playing some shows I m a bitch   ima go get some new expensive shit    oh man I hurt, emotions they suck, but ill just tell people I don't give a fuck about that shit   Aint nobody fuckin with me man   aint nobody fuckin with me   Rancid is the sound of my voice croaking its drama across an orchestra of friendly faces singing along with their dying concern    Rancid is the sound of my voice croaking its drama across an orchestra of friendly faces singing along with their dying concern to my bullshit    Where did our honor go, I think I know, we've all been fucking each other in bathrooms at parties   where did my money go, I spent it on blow, you know that I fucked all my homies hos   where did our morals go    I left them in cabo   my parents can pay for the abortion you know   who has a plan?   We hold out our hands in hope for a free ride to successful endeavors   the weak are the liars the strong think too much    I am too cynical to say I don't give a fuck   the weak are the liars the strong think too much    I am too cynical to say I don't give a fuck   I need money, I need clothes, I need women, I need blow   Something is very fucking wrong   resting your head on your best friend sisters shoulder   your mother's job is to fuck all your neighbors   bodies thrusting to the beat of our shame   Where did our honor go I think I know we've all been fucking each other in bathrooms at parties   where did my money go, I spent it on blow, you know that I fucked all my homies hos   where did our morals go    I left them in cabo   my parents can pay for the abortion you know   who has a plan we hold out our hands    in hope for a free ride to successful endeavors   give my regards to all you shady fucks   thorn in my fucking side   loyalty honesty trust respect humility sincerity    we are all so full of fucking shit   we are all so full of fucking shit