Jaykub, it's time for you to wake up and accept your awards   Inside your tiny little one room apartment of the poor   Up on the podium, you smile and you wave   Well they all thought that you were dumb   But it's you who's on that stage      Jaykub, you work until the day's done and then you go to bed   And never with anyone to talk to, you're the hero in your head (a hero...)    Up on the podium, you're handsome and you're tall   But actually you are just hardly five foot small      Jaykub, it's time again to wake up and accept your awards   And go on smiling while your landlord is pounding on the door   Up on the podium, you're famous and you're strong   Then the alarm goes off and you're a sad man in a song