I play Pac-Man and I watch T. V.   I'm so happy 'cause it pleases me   I couldn't really ask for anything else   Maybe my own chain of Taco Bells      I'm perfectly happy right where I am   I could live forever in a traffic jam   It doesn't really bother me to breath the poison air   I'd choke anyway, I don't really care      Sometimes I think about getting away for a while   But when I return I will be out of style   You may say I'm not an ambitious man   But let me tell you I've got some plans   Like there's a new car I wanna buy   And a video cassette recorder yet I'm not sure why   I wanna get married and have three kids   'Cause I'm lonely and I've got the hard dick   Commuter Man