(Espie Slim Haven)      (Bill)   Good evening dear.   How did things go?   Did you have a good day today?   I hope she doesn't notice   The traces of Mary's lipstick   That I just light away.      (Mary Lou)   Okay, I guess   But that dog's gotta go   But he always gets in my way   And he almost bit Charlie   When he caught him sneakin' in   The backdoor today.      (Bill)   That's the good dinner dear   Think I'll have a beer   Maybe it'll help me unwind   Really, I'd like to sneak out   And meet Mary tonight   But she'd get suspicious this time.      (Mary Lou)   I'm so tired   Think I'll go to bed   Remember to turn out the lights   I really am tired   But it's not from the work   And I hope he's as tired as I am tonight.      --- Instrumental ---      (Bill)   Well, goodnight   Have a good sleep   Wake me on time, won't you dear?   I almost slipped up   And called to Mary   I hope that she didn't hear.      (Mary Lou)   Goodnight honey   Please don't worry   I'll wake you in time for your bus   But I know about Mary   And we're just one big happy family   Charlie, Mary and us.      (Both)   I know about Charlie   (And I know about Mary)   We're just one big happy family   Charlie, Mary and us...