Another year is over, a new one just begun   So many hopefuls only one crown to be won   But it's a hard job for this poor judge to decide   Fathers have some pity lock your ugly daughters inside      (Chorus):   I always forget how I got this job   I must have been off my face   Hard to believe what's been going on   There not a nice girl in this place   I don't know which one to choose   But Chernobyl's gonna lose   I wish I could be kind and look at her   she's so ugly!      Now the heat is rising the verdict coming soon   Every freak you can imagine surrounds me in this room   It's not that she's unattractive, but I've just caught a glimpse   over there stands miss Chernobyl she's got three extra limbs      (Chorus)      And now we reach the end of our sad Chernobyl's tale   She tried the beauty contest, but in the end she so sadly failed   She's mad, so mad, too bad, and that's bad,   she gets mad, and that's bad, she gets mad, and that's bad!      And now she's laughing and she looks like the fool   Sprayed him with acid that she stole from school   He judged here once, but never again   And now his own good looks have come to an end