Tell me about your lost weekend   Where did you go?   How’d you get home?   All of the boys say they found you delightful   Why’d you come home?   You said, Just look around   You’ll see there’s lots of girls like me   But that’s the problem, Jennifer, you’ll see   ‘Cuz every brown haired girl is you   Nothing unique to you   Every brown haired girl is you   To me   Oh no      I know a place where we can be happy   Let’s go to jail   I’ll see you in jail   Jail is a place where if you do the wrong thing   You go to jail   And when our term is done, we’ll share a bed because it’s fun   But Jenny, fun is fun with anyone   And every brown haired girl is you   Nothing that you can do, can you?   Every brown haired girl—   Are you the girl that I said I’d hold onto?   Are you the girl that I lied to?   I’d almost swear that I knew you   Or is it just you look like every brown haired girl I’ve ever known?      The boys and the girls are throwing a party for everyone that we know   Do you think we should go?   They always say you don’t have a choice, but I don’t know   It’s happening in every town   It meets on every street   And it’s been going on eternally   Since every brown haired girl was you   All of the brown haired world loves you   Every brown haired girl is you      The boys and the girls look happy to see us, and we’re happy, too   But which are the boys?    Which ones are the girls?   Just tell me who’s who.      *Lyrics by Chris Snell