Oh, I'm sad to see you married   One so pretty, still so strong   To a boy who loves you nary   One cubit more than you and I   When we were both still young      But I'm tying up my tie, dear   And I will not say a word   Yes, I am feeling so goddamn sweet   Your wedding cake I will eat      I don't have a gift to bring you   No dinnerware like other guests   Just unobtrusive songs to sing you   While you walk with your father   As per your request      But I'm tucking in my shirt, dear   And I will not say a word   Yes, I am feeling so goddamn sweet   Your wedding cake I will eat      But when I drink up my drinks   And you look good to me   And I take my turn to dance   With the tired, happy bride      Selfish regret at the First Methodist   Yes, I declare to Jesus Christ   And both of his associates..      I recall we've been together   The first roof that I shared   And we loved without thinking   Before I was cooler, half as debonair      I just buttoned up my coat, dear   And I will not say a word   I am feeling so goddamn sweet   Your wedding cake I will eat