I have no hobbies and no education   Some of the girls call me a jerk   My only goal in life is marriage   Then I will never have to work      You were always, always such a bore   But now you won't nag no more   Silence is golden, you know   Dead boys don't say no      Hold my hand; let's go for a walk   Our relation is neat and clean   I will sleep with you if I have to   A duty I perform like a machine      Watch TV; eat fast food   Let us stare at the walls   Then we spend every weekend   In the suburban shopping malls      You were always, always such a bore   But now you won't nag no more   Silence is golden, you know   Dead boys don't say no      Wanna be boring and ordinary      Buy us a tralier and a station wagon   And a dog; that would be nice   And maybe some sex on your vacation   I reckon that'll have to suffice      You're a pervert; you're a liar   Where have you been all night?   Get your hands off my body and   Get the hell out of sight      You were always, always such a bore   But now you won't nag no more   Silence is golden, you know   Dead boys don't say no