the high school sweethearts were all grown up   and slowly falling out of love   you and i were sneaking away to the bathroom   to sip on some vodka   and there was a whole lot of charity laughing   it felt like we were on a set   and then the spotlight turned on to you and me   when they asked the story how we met      well she was in town for just a couple of days   and then she said let's keep in touch   i said how we supposed to do all the touching baby   when you're not in america   so then i took up a job with the border patrol   and saved up for her one way flight   and when that alien started crossing through   that's when i turned a blind eye      i want it all i want every part   i want every piece of you   we got nothing to show for the last ten years   the scar was just a bruise   so darling take my hand   but don't you settle down   i wanna cuddle you   i'll probably fight with you   a perfect match   pound for pound