Remember when we went to the movies   I took you to see the film you wanted to see   You sat down right at the front   Then you said to me       "I wanna watch this film, I don't wanna mess around   Cause I'm not in the mood, to let you be rude   So just sit still and enjoy the film"       Now I wonder why       CHICK FLICK   Why do you cry when her mum dies?   CHICK FLICK   Why are little kittens cute yet I am not?   CHICK FLICK   This film fucking sucks I think I'm gonna be sick       I thought you were kidding so I put my arm round you   You didn't mind so I started moving down   You grabbed it in an instant and placed it in my lap   Then you said to me       "Go and buy some popcorn if you're gonna mess around   Go wait in the car cause there's only an hour left   Just leave me in peace let me get my moneys worth"       Now I wonder why       Chorus       Chorus x3