Baby..   You wanted it, you tasted it   The dirty hooks, our sexy looks,   chongaz are back and we don’t give a fuck   baby..   You wanted it, you got it   CHONGAZ!      Number one, we’re number one,   Number one in   Mossley hill, bootle, seaforth, Crosby, bank hall, waterloo,   cressington, Garston, formby, freshfields, spital, chester zoo,   the spider monkeys were feelin funky   we rocked them kangaroos.   Yeahhh      Number one, we’re number one   Number one in,   Ye fucking crack, barfly, southport, Kenny, and we sold out in the dingle,   those dirty yobs, done shut their gobs, when chongaz came to mingle,   the hottie lasses, with fine asses,   cried when they found out I’m not single   Yeahh      Number one, we’re number one,   Number one in,   Allerton, Knowsley, Kirkdale, skem and then we schlonged on down to gateacre   played some tunes, a rhyme monsoon, ooh yeah boom shaka laka   chowed on down, then rocked the town,   then I had some cheese and crackers   Yeah cheese and crackerssss      Number one, I’m number one   Number one with   Clarabelle, Susan, Mad mike, mark, and my very many pets,   They won’t piss on the banisters   They won’t need to see the vet,   chongaz are back, for another attack   We’re the fucking equivalent of a marijuana Cigarette   Are you ready?   Chongaz!