Got two dogs and a bottle of crazy glue,   I've got two dogs and a bottle of crazy glue,   Can't think of much that I'd rather do   When I got two dogs and a bottle of crazy glue,   I glue 'em together,   And I get two dogs who are better than ever,   I glue 'em together,   And I get two dogs together forever.      Got two cavemen and 10 feet of rope,   I've got two cavemen and 10 feet of rope,   Don't got no beer and I don't got no dope,   But I've got two cavemen and 10 feet of rope,   So, I tie them together,   And I get two cavemen who are better than ever,   I tie 'em together,   And I get two cavemen together forever.      Well, I've got 1 me and I've got 1 you,   Yeah I've got 1 me and I've got 1 you,   Don't got no rope or no crazy glue,   But I've got 1 me and I've got 1 you,   So hey,   Let's stick together,   We'll be two people who are better than ever,   Let's stick together,   We'll be two people together forever.