Take a ride to the other side of the town.    Your eyes are open wide, look around    And find out where you're going.    Social lady is a lawnchair wife,    With a new hairstyle, and a different life.   Sleeps alone in her bed at night.       I don't have a tie    To wear to your affair.    I don't have a tie to wear.    I don't have a tie    To wear to your affair.    I don't have a tie to wear.       Take a ride to the other side of the town.    Your eyes are open wide, look around    And find out where you're going.      Heavy Mary has to dance alone    Till her weekend man comes to take her home.    Mary's ready, but she has to say no.       Oh, I don't have a tie    To wear to your affair.    I don't have a tie to wear.    I don't have a tie    To wear to your affair.    I don't have a tie to wear.       Play children    Play the game for free.    Oh, play children    Play the game for free.       Take a ride to the other side of the town    Your eyes are open wide, look around    And find out where you're going.       Give a hand to your favorite son    When he tries to walk and you make him run,    Run son.      I don't have a tie    To wear to your affair.    I don't have a tie to wear.    I don't have a tie    To wear to your affair.    I don't have a tie to wear.