Tonight I'm the last man on Earth   And there's a big, big moon   Return to me from a great distance   We'll go to the dance in the lobby   Like the last two lovers on Earth      Since you left I cleaned up the glass   And I was so careful   That I have no cuts to speak of   No one to lie to if I did      Tonight I'll tie one on real good   Just like the last man on Earth would   If he was left with a secret      It's the very last bottle on Earth   Might as well get my money's worth   "Can I have everybody's attention?"   "Can I have everybody's attention?"   "Can I have everybody's attention?"   Laughs the loudest drunk on Earth      My love is all eagles and tigers   Bald eagles and saber-tooth tigers   My love is either endangered or gone   But your love was a newborn   I never seen the likes   Your love was something newborn   And it changed everything      Tonight I'll tie one on real good   Just like the last man on Earth would   If he never got to say "Sorry, my sweet girl"      Deaf, dumb, and alone   In the cool airport   I am standing - barely   My lips still parted towards   The last, last kiss on Earth      Tonight I'll tie one on real good   Just like the last man on Earth would   If he had to go back to the crowd      Tonight I'm the last man on Earth   And there's a big, big moon