He thought he was better than most   and he pissed all over the holy ghost   he never had to pay at the disco door   such a shame he's trying too hard to score      You'd best be on your best behavior   you'd best be on your best behavior   you'd better be on your better behavior      He was cocky and he was cool   the best looking juvenile in his secondary school   We used to idolise him but not anymore   on his own he's trying too hard to score      You'd best be on your best behavior   and if your not i'm not coming to save you   you'd better be on your better behavior