teenage punks on talk shows are really fun to see   it's right up there with incest and midget wrestling      they wear their punk rock hairdos   they wear their punk rock clothes   when somebody asks them why, they don't even know      they make us all look stupid   they make us look insane   painted with a shaven head is abscene of the brain      whoa oh oh oh   whoa oh      teenage punks on talk shows, they nag their moms to death   they call it teen rebellion, it's just another fad      they wear their punk rock hairdos   they wear their punk rock clothes   when somebody asks them why, they don't even know      don't tell me just to be myself   when you just look like everybody else   if it's just a statement, tell me what you're trying to say   stop trying to be just like Green Day!      whoa oh      teenage punks on talk shows, they're full of shit to me   teenage punks on talk shows, are just a bore to me   they wear their punk rock hairdos   they drool on Jenny Jones   when somebody asks them why, they just pick their nose