I love you but I hate you   Which brings to mind how much I love you   We could have worked this out you know   In a little room, in a little locked room   I'm sorry you had to settle for Dave,    the one dimensional man    He's filed under cocker sucker in my little black book   Sweetness can rot your teeth   Bittersweet can cough on me   But you hold the key, you hold the key   to my little locked room,    you hold the key, you hold the key   to my little locked world   Please let me out soon "I lo you"