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A fine romance, with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend this is
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes
A fine romance, you won't nestle
A fine romance, you won't wrestle
I might as well play bridge
With my old maid aunt
I haven't got a chance
This is a fine romance

A fine romance, my good fellow
You take romance, I'll take jello
You're calmer than the seals
In the Arctic Ocean
At least they flap their fins
To express emotion
A fine romance with no quarrels
With no insults and all morals
I've never mussed the crease
In your blue serge pants
I never get the chance
This is a fine romance
A fine romance, with no kisses   A fine romance, my friend this is   We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes   But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes   A fine romance, you won't nestle   A fine romance, you won't wrestle   I might as well play bridge   With my old maid aunt   I haven't got a chance   This is a fine romance      A fine romance, my good fellow   You take romance, I'll take jello   You're calmer than the seals   In the Arctic Ocean   At least they flap their fins   To express emotion   A fine romance with no quarrels   With no insults and all morals   I've never mussed the crease   In your blue serge pants   I never get the chance   This is a fine romance