I like to sit in back, watch out for cops   Play with baby's hair, play with baby's top   And when she gets tired that way   I whisper in her ear an' say   Bend over, I'll drive      Bend over, I'll drive   Bend over, I'll drive   Is this the way Jayne Mansfield died?   Bend over, I'll drive      Now, I was born in a test tube   But daddy tried it this way, too   Mama stripped his gears fore the light turned red   When she heard what that shiftless no-count said, he said   Bend over, I'll drive      Bend over, I'll drive   Bend over, I'll drive   Is this the way Jayne Mansfield died?   Bend over, I'll drive      Now as I was sayin' before I quit   If you're lookin' for thrills baby this is it!   Even the queen o' Sweden sometimes is needing some...   So if you're on the prowl for a night to howl just walk out