Look’s like another case   of a lover’s leap of logic   there’s nothing new,   nothing new in the news      that you made me   the global village idiot   anyone can see      let me flick through   the National Geographic   maybe there’s someone somewhere   feels as bad as me   up in the Andes   down in the Marianas Trench   there’s people counting their blessings   they’re not me      cos you made me   the global village idiot   anyone can see      it’s not hard   you don’t need your glasses to see   that I’m the sucker on the end of Cupid’s arrow      cos you made me   the global village idiot   anyone can see