10% discount in the store   Persuades you to buy what you can’t afford   What you’d never have thought of buying before   You call it a treat for the man next door   It’s one point ahead in the status war   And it’s 10% off so you, buy one more!      10% off, freedom of choice   10% off, ends in 3 days   10% off, so buy what you can   10% off, variety pays      Holidays cancelled to get to the sale   It’s the last 3 days and the old one might fail   It’s didn’t look too good when it came in the mail   So like a dog in a frenzy you chase your own tail   You’re on the right track but your brain is derailed   And the ??? quickly turns stale      10% off, freedom of choice   10% off, ends in 3 days   10% off, so buy what you can   10% off, variety pays      10%, that’s what it says   If you can’t afford it ask for a raise!   It’s all an investment of course   Not a way to make your mouth water, you’re eyes double glazed      Freedom becomes an asset to fill   With the 10% off it’s beginning to feel   Changing is known as to beat shady deal   Cos the price of real freedom is really unreal   The real stuff is guaranteed, comes with a seal   Well yea mate I’ve got some, but it’s not for sale   No, it’s not for sale   No, it’s not for sale   No, it’s not for sale   Not for sale