I may not exist on your gold card list   but my dues are paid in full   For a couple of grand, you wanna shake my hand   Tell me what are you trying to pull      You got cash, you got flash   but you ain't got the heart to bleed   You strong arm, you got charm   But who's got the blood you need?   (just a) Capital Offender      I wanna place in the sun   before i'm 21   Maybe high in the Hollywood Hills   You want exclusive rights, to sell away my life   For a measily stack of bills      I want cash, I want flash   I want a car and a gal to match   Buy high, Sell low   I might as well sell my ass      (and be the) Capital Offender(2x)      You're hashing out deals   On expense account meals   Trying to get me cheap   My pockets are empty you're six feet deep      Ten or four, at the liquor store   It all fell right into place   For a couple of grand   I said raise your hand   and emptied two rounds into his face      25 to life   Maximum security   A poor fool, like me   I never had any future you see   (just a) capital offender (4x)