Well I'm the real one yes the funky feel one   Cypress Hill has come any questions ask them,   Cause we're answering anybody that has been    On the ---- swinging and straight gathering   In to all the info: cause yo what you're in for   Because of my music which I call my chumpy   In my trade my tribe is know to get funky,   Stiff is here to back you down, sun is here to buck you around   Joke's on you if you're the biggest duck in town.   You got to relax you to kick back brothers just sit back   Enjoy me like a six pack, as I let the rhyme flow   In to the hook where you're getting took, while that's another story book   Cause I'm the real one yes the funky feel one   I'm the real one yes the funky feel one, I'm the real one   Yes the funky feel one you know I'm the real one yes the funky feel one         Now you're in a stiff lock hanging off the pimp's ----   Yes they call me Pimp Pop I specialize in hip hop   Because I'm down with Cypress Hill is where I might just   Begin to take your girl if yo she's the flyest   Tighter than the other broad hooking off the fish rod   Isn't that odd instead of saying my --- hard, it's not about knocking you   Do you feel like knocking Lou forget it act stupid little sucker I'll be clocking you,   With the right or left hand left is where stiff stands   Stiff is on the side, stiff bucks them down to death man!   With a greater lyric if you can spare it yes an ass kicking is what you inherit   So don't try to shake off you know I can't be shook off   Why the suckers took off well that's another story black   Cause I'm the real one yes the funky feel one yes I'm the real one   Yes the funky feel one, I'm the real one the funky feel one   You know I'm the real one yes the funky feel one         Standing on the corner close to the real estate   Homes it really feels great when the brothers try to imitate   Meaning when they stimulate but they can't stimulate   Like a faddy ---- straight from the brother tate   Make me act loco, put up thing up my vocal   I take all you so dislike M.C.'s with a roll call, then you close your eyes   You can't stand the sunlight there is just one light when tribes bucking heads tonite   Buck, buck, buck your head sorry that Fred is dead deader than a doornail   Some one could make his bed didn't just break out the sucker got cracker out   Hit the pipe and blacked out went to shick and backed out   So much integrity made his girl a hooker was a funny looker   But that's another story black! Cause I'm the real one yes the funky feel one   I'm the real one yes the funky feel one, I'm the real one yes the funky feel one   You know I'm the real one yes the funky feel one