Why, does every single guy   Pretend to be your friend   When they've all got their secret motives?   You, don't seem to have a clue   I'm betting your IQ   It's barely peaking over zero      I've been sleeping in the bathroom   Wondering how I'm going to get with you   Every day's been a groundhog day   That never turns out my way   Tell me what the hell I'm going to do   With your so called friends that never let me through?   Every day's been a groundhog day   They know I go home Monday      When we went out last night   Just the ten of us   It got so complicated   You're surrounded   By a wall of dudes   I couldn't penetrate   I sat with your dad getting wasted      I've been sleeping in the bathroom   Wondering how I'm going to get with you   Every day's been a groundhog day   That never turns out my way   Tell me what the hell I'm going to do   With your so called friends that never let me through?   Every day's been a groundhog day   They know I go home Monday      And I've only got til' Monday   And they know I go home Monday   I don't want to go home Monday      You don't need Sherlock Holmes   To figure out why gnome   Won't let us be alone   I know that he can't wait til' Monday, but   It isn't over yet   He's still a nervous wreck   He knows that I'll be back here one day   I'll come back here one day      I've been sleeping in the bathroom   Wondering how I'm going to get with you   Every day's been a groundhog day   That never turns out my way   Tell me what the hell I'm going to do   With your so called friends that never let me through?   Every day's been a groundhog day   They know I go home Monday      I don't want to go home Monday   I've had enough of go home Monday   Go home Monday   They know I go home Monday.