He was one bad mother   a Led Zep replica fiend   playing pentatonic   super-tonic   make all the white girls scream   And as his sideburns grew longer   his girly friends grew fonder   of his style      Practised all day   cause his life depends on winning    high school battle of the bands   He will impress all the chicks    with his new speedy eighties licks   He must play faster and faster   to be a speed g tappin' master   like Steve Vai      Boy boy boy   speed guitar boy   Playin' scales speedy    just like Eddie V.      I heard once about his room   Across the wall posters are strewn   flaunting all the album titles   of his favorite hard rock idols   And right next to his TV   the largest amp you'll ever see   stood so high      Boy boy boy   speed guitar boy   Mad Guitar skill   like CC Deville      Boy boy boy   speed guitar boy   Boy boy boy   know who you are boy   Boy boy boy   you've gotten far boy   Boy boy boy   speed guitar boy   CC and Eddie   shaking in their knees      It was a sad day    that Speedy had to flee   and leave behind his legacy   for all the young ones to reach for   so speed guitar   could reign once more   And as the wee ones   grow their side burns   The neck of their guitar burns   in his name