Hoy hoy   When Big Joan comes out   Her arms are too small   Her head like uh ball   She tied off her horse   'n galloped off into the moonbeams   She pulled up her blouse   'n compared her navel to the moon   I dig my life for uh while   When Big Joan sets up   Her hands are too small   She's too fat t' go out in the daylight   So she rolls around all night   I'm just sorta thread   With uh drooped body   I'll set up with yuh Big Joan   I'm too fat t' go out   In the daylight   I'll stay up all night   I won't droop if you   Won't talk about your   Hands bein' too small   You know something's happenin'   Or you wouldn't of come out like yuh did   She ain't built for goin' naked   So she can't wear any new clothes   Or go t' the beach   They laugh at her body   Cause her hands are too small   When Big Joan sets up her hands are too smal   l She's outta reach   Uh turquoise scarf 'n uh sleeve   Rolled up over uh Merc Montclair   I'll sit up with yuh Big Joan   I'm too fat to go out in the daytime   I'll stay up all night   If yuh promise not t' talk   About yer hands bein' too small   Hoy hoy is she uh boy?