CaptainD:   Avast ye, mateys!   Captain Dan on the tape deck here   Swab the poop deck   Man the starboard bow   You wanna know why?   I'll tell you why   after you give me some rum   Here's why      chorus:    I'm the captain of the 7 seas    the 7 seas    the 7 seas    I'm a scurvy bilge rat with authority    I'm the meanest sea dog that you'll ever see   I'll pluck the booty from your family tree       I swashbuckle all day    and I don't play    when it comes to pay    stay out of my way    I lost my hand    to a homeless man    when I plundered all the booty from his garbage can    scared of captain hook?    davey jones?    If I found their lockers then I'd pee on their bones    noone holds a candle to me, you see, I'm the real captain of the 7 seas          *chorus*          MC Treasure:    I'm one of his mateys and I take his orders       CaptainD:    Shut up and get me booty my pirate soldiers       Phil:    he may look a littly salty but that doesn't make him faulty       CaptainD:    You're goddamn right now avast ye me hearties       MC Treasure:    He seems a little grimy and he smells like a bum       Phil:    but don't be mistaken he loves his rum       MC Treasure:    He's a real swashbuckler and he follows nobody       Phil:    If you look at him funny then you're gonna be sorry.          *chorus*       I'm gonna get drunk until I find my trunk    buried in the sand where the x is the funk    I'm sailing this ship, as you can see    I'm going to plunder your booty so listen to me    I sent my mateys to dig for treasure    where x marks the spot yo it gives me pleasure    they dig up my booty without a hitch    yo ho ho and a bottle of rum bitch          *chorus*