We can see you creeping, Mr. Policeman   Looking through the keyhole in the door   Taking notes of all that floats   With the beat your marching feet   Shiny shoes, looking for clues   Do come in, we'll offer you a rissole   If you will only blow your whistle for me   And then we'll be good, I know we should   Take the time to change our minds   We will pay our parking fines - sure!      I'm the same as you, please Mr. Policeman   It's just, I'd like to stay behind my door   You can't stop me laughing Mr. Policeman   You'd better find out what I'm smiling for   No, I ain't broke the law   Hey man, don't put me in your van   Please see it's free, I wanna be to dig the scene   Ah, weed the green   Oh, forty people more locked behind the door   In the bathroom   Hope you don't go in for at least an hour   They're taking it in turns to have a shower      We can see you creeping, Mr. Policeman   Looking through the keyhole in our door   Taking notes of all that floats   With the beat your marching feet   Shiny shoes, looking for clues   Do come in, we'll offer you a riddle   If you will only blow your whistle for me   And then we'll be good, I know we should   Take the time to change our minds   We will pay our parking fines, soon!