Hold the phone.    Where's the fire?    Call the preacher.    We must pray.    Round up the kids,    'cause this is    Not your average wedding day.       (What do we have?)    Seven brides for seven sinners    (What do we need?)    Father, Son, and holy smokes.    Just get them to the church on time       How could this happen?    Has hell frozen over?    Don't question lest ye go insane.    When sons of loggers marry    Daughters of gold digging squatters    Quiet towns are never quite the same.       (What do we have?)    Seven brides for seven sinners    (What do we need?)    Hollers, guns, and rollin oats.    (What do we have?)    Seven brides for seven sinners    (What do we need?)    Father, Son, and holy smokes.    Just get them to the church on time       The girls are saints the boys are sinners    come place your bets down at church for winners.    Don't question miracles of God.    A marriage so disparaged is the stitch    When rich and poor are hitchin'    Just run when lightning strikes the rod.       (What do we have?)    Seven brides for seven sinners    (What do we need?)    Hollers, guns, and rollin oats.    (What do we have?)    Seven brides for seven sinners    (What do we need?)    Father, Son, and holy smokes.    Just get them to the church on time.    Just get them to the church on time.